I'm SIMPLY correcting you.

This is a grocery store just behind school. I have a beef with their sign:

You can't BE SIMPLY. You can SIMPLY BE, but it doesn't work the other way around. Not that American stores haven't made grammatical errors (let's face it, most stores still have items for '5 items or less,' a line which technically no one has the right to enter because you can't have less, only fewer than five items).

NEVERTHELESS this one got to me. Unlike all the others I post ... uhhhh ...