Today, Jakana and I played a game I like to call "wander around a random store aimlessly." Today's episode took place in Walmart, because we had important things to buy after the graduate exhibition wore us out [needlessly].
Anyway, near the checkout lines, Jakana spotted the following Easter-themed chocolate bunny:
In case you are ... blind, that is a chocolate bunny, with a lascivious smirk and a freaking GOLD.BUNNY.MEDALLION.BLING.CHAIN.
Can't tell if his bunny pants are riding on his ankles, with bunny boxers hanging out.
ANYWAY, point being, why does this exist?