Sunday, March 25, 2012

I'm still Bunny from the block.

Today, Jakana and I played a game I like to call "wander around a random store aimlessly." Today's episode took place in Walmart, because we had important things to buy after the graduate exhibition wore us out [needlessly].

Anyway, near the checkout lines, Jakana spotted the following Easter-themed chocolate bunny:


In case you are ... blind, that is a chocolate bunny, with a lascivious smirk and a freaking GOLD.BUNNY.MEDALLION.BLING.CHAIN.

Can't tell if his bunny pants are riding on his ankles, with bunny boxers hanging out.

ANYWAY, point being, why does this exist?

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Influencing Voters: Disguising What I Actually Read

Today I *FINALLY* made a cover for my eReader ... Using a book harvested from the political science department reject box! (Too bad I didn't do it BEFORE the back got scratched up in my bag one day.)

I've been looking everywhere for a funny/appropriate/ironic book that it doesn't pain me to destroy. This one satisfied those requirements (although hurting books does kind of cause me anguish just the same).

It was actually quite straightforward, and used almost entirely recycled supplies. An old hardcover, a reusable shopping bag (thanks for all those spares, Urban Outfitters), a cereal box, elastic (1/8 inch) and glue! Oh, and a box cutter is useful.

I used the tutorial I found here (it's a video, but it's short). Here's inside, without the reader ...



Here's how it looks with the reader in place (I only had the energy to sew elastic in three corners, I really need to buy a thimble) ...


Annnnnnd here's the cover. Seems appropriate, for all those future political science conferences/talks/presentations/etc. where I need to feign intellectualism and scholarly interests.

Rome : Paris :: London : ?

This cracked me up. (Detroit Metro)

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Addendum to eBay/PayPal post.

Who got a full refund? THIS GIRL GOT HER FULL REFUND.

In the words of my high school principal:

"If you mess with the truck, son, you're gonna get dumped."